Archive for the ‘Doggies’ Category


Wire Dog

(This happy Moosedawg story is republished because it went missing from the blog, for some technoid reason.  FYI, the Moosedawg had to be put down last year. Sniff). Don’t get me wrong. I still love the 13-year-old Moosedawg.  His deaf ears.  His cataract eyes. His enormous tumor. And his big ol’ heart. It’s just that, […]

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The Day the Super-Cute Crack Puppies Turned Into Werewolf-Lion-Zombie Duck-Eaters

I swear I thought the Missus had said the doglettes did not mind the duck family that she had adopted, which have eaten my bread and shat on my driveway with abandon for a week. Wouldn’t it be cute, I thought, to get the doglettes to walk near the ducks so I could take a […]

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Crack Puppy Arrested!

Ling Ling III, the cutest Crack Puppy in the universe, has been busted. Reports indicate she ate and rolled in poop. Again. Ack. Even though it is winter in New Zealand, the offender was punitively bathed by the Missus. And had her teeth brushed by the Missus. With a pink doggy electric tooth-brusher. And then […]

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Fuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy Nap Time

I may be slightly run down from the week’s horking (see post below). Or the Lemsip might have been spiked. But I think the reason I had an all-timer nap this afternoon was because of the wet Crack Puppies. The GM Finance ran both of them through the dishwasher today. Then she blow-dried them. Or […]

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David Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities in New Zealand

There are thousands of natural enemies. Some you know about, like the cobra and the mongoose. Some you don’t, like the Bichon Frisé (meaning in French curly lap dog) and the New Zealand Wood Pigeon or kerer (Hemiphaga novaeseelandiae). Until recent discoveries by Sir David Attenborough, there was nothing on record about the unlikely battle-to-the-death […]

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Bodacious Bichon in 2D

Doesn’t matter if it’s an elephant or a whale. A squirrel or deer or a dog. A mouse, or an ostrich or a dung beetle. Doesn’t matter if they are real or cartoony or serious CG. If critters come on our TV while Mayo the Bodacious Bichon is on duty, you would think the Huns […]

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Crack Puppy Mule Team

I now know EXACTLY what it’s like to be a mule-skinner, driving a team of 20 mean, ornery mules. Cracking the reins. Cursing. Spitting tobacco juice down your shirt. Yep, I know EXACTLY what it’s like to be a mule-skinner. At least one who has two small dogs playing the parts of 20 mean and […]

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