Archive for the ‘Doggies’ Category


Shaky Dog Love

  I guess I need to get used to the seizures. The Crack Puppy would not settle next to my leg last night, as we Facebooked, watched TV and read about Salvation History. Then she raised up her front end and went rigid. She was seizuring again.

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Ear Goop and Humpy Crack Puppies

  The duty has fallen to me to put medical ear goop into the Crack Puppy’s left ear. This is necessary because she is a Maltese/Shih-Tzu cross. And “Shih-Tzu”, in English, means “making your vet a millionaire”. So in addition to giving her 3/4 of a phenobarbitone tablet morning and night, wrapped in cheese, for […]

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Wire Dog

(This happy Moosedawg story is republished because it went missing from the blog, for some technoid reason.  FYI, the Moosedawg had to be put down last year. Sniff). Don’t get me wrong. I still love the 13-year-old Moosedawg.  His deaf ears.  His cataract eyes. His enormous tumor. And his big ol’ heart. It’s just that, […]

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The Day the Super-Cute Crack Puppies Turned Into Werewolf-Lion-Zombie Duck-Eaters

I swear I thought the Missus had said the doglettes did not mind the duck family that she had adopted, which have eaten my bread and shat on my driveway with abandon for a week. Wouldn’t it be cute, I thought, to get the doglettes to walk near the ducks so I could take a […]

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Crack Puppy Arrested!

Ling Ling III, the cutest Crack Puppy in the universe, has been busted. Reports indicate she ate and rolled in poop. Again. Ack. Even though it is winter in New Zealand, the offender was punitively bathed by the Missus. And had her teeth brushed by the Missus. With a pink doggy electric tooth-brusher. And then […]

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Fuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy Nap Time

I may be slightly run down from the week’s horking (see post below). Or the Lemsip might have been spiked. But I think the reason I had an all-timer nap this afternoon was because of the wet Crack Puppies. The GM Finance ran both of them through the dishwasher today. Then she blow-dried them. Or […]

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David Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities in New Zealand

There are thousands of natural enemies. Some you know about, like the cobra and the mongoose. Some you don’t, like the Bichon Frisé (meaning in French curly lap dog) and the New Zealand Wood Pigeon or kerer (Hemiphaga novaeseelandiae). Until recent discoveries by Sir David Attenborough, there was nothing on record about the unlikely battle-to-the-death […]

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