Archive for the Hog Snort Tweets Category


HOG Tweet Wrap-up — Think “Bacon with Words”

Tweet Selection from February. Follow me and win a free *Unicorn! # Taupo is about 800 years overdue for another huge volcanic eruption. This fact will be worth worrying about for the next three days or so while I am there… # Speaking of kiwi accents… Seen thees? Stull kulls me. # My dad drank […]

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Hog Tweets – Summer Edition

#The voices are telling me not to work, to stay on Twitter forever. I need another cuppa coffee. #Healthy body, healthy mind. And then you have Jack Black. #America, we are in desperate need of a hero, a man with courage and taste and overalls. I nominate… #Mitt Romney chides Obama’s Magical Misery Tour? Who […]

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HOG TWEETS: All the News That’s Fit to Snort, including Happy Feet the Stupid Penguin

*If you’ve been too lazy busy to subscribe to free Hog Tweets… Here’s an update #Hugo Chavez and two cancer growths cut from his colon. “We expect full recovery as soon as we get all the medals out.” #GOOGLE hires White House, Senate, Pentagon, Supreme Court & 99% of DC lawfirms to combat federal probe. […]

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The Best of Hog Spam

Today we feature our occasional column The Best of Hog Spam – real “for true” spam that found its way to our mailbox. (Note: we’ve used a new Google App to uncover the spammers’ identities). #Merely want to say your post is stunningly . The intelligibleness in your post is simply substantial and I can […]

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Amazing Hog Tweets up to Super Bowl (ish)

(The biweekly, monthly, every-now-and-again Hog Tweet reruns, presented as a pubic public service ) # I know my backyard is primordial. But I swear I just saw a flying insect big enough to screw a chicken standing flat-footed. Worrying. # As Oz recovers from Oprah’s climate-changing visit, it’s good to see changing the world’s axis […]

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By-weekly (sort of) Hog Snort Twitter Tweets

(Dec 7-Nov 15 ish) Just because you kissed Arnold Ziffel does not mean you are pig-gay, not that there would be anything wrong with that. 23 minutes ago via web # Yes of course there is a joke about a pig with a wooden leg. And Sarah Palin. Duh. about 1 hour ago via web

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Hog Tweets – Your biweekly summary. Who needs the news?

Biweekly summary of HogsAteMySister Twitter Hog Snort Tweets. From Obama to Mel to Nancy to TSA to Jerry Jones (get a rope), to beyond the universe.

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