Archive for the Politics is crazy Category


Famous Quotes to Get Us Over the Election

I was in New Zealand during the presidential campaign and election, so I was not bludgeoned and spewed upon 24/7 by the campaigns. Still, what little I heard and saw from Down Under was bad enough to leave me depressed, despondent and feeling dirty. I think now would be a good time to find solace […]

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Gallup Poll Shock: Happy Feet the GOP Penguin leads Obama

A shock Gallup poll shows that Happy Feet, the Emperor Penguin who washed up on a New Zealand beach, has extended his lead over Obama 47-39%. This despite “Happy Feet” not yet declaring his party affiliation or plans for the 2012 presidential campaign. And officials have yet to determine whether a penguin can legally run […]

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Scattershooting About ‘Weinergate’

Scattershooting about why grown men do such things. Top 10 Weinergate thoughts: 1. I am eternally grateful that Richard M. Nixon was NOT involved in Weinergate. 2. If JFK had had an iPhone, Weinergate would have happened about 10 minutes after he was elected. 3. It’s an absolute tragedy that Weinergate technology did not exist […]

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Hillary Does New Zealand: Lovely Country. Where are Hobbits? I had NOTHING to do with Election results!

Hillary Clinton in New Zealand, NOT campaigning at all, but very keen to flog U.S. Treasury notes, and donate to a home for unwed mothers that Bill so loves.

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Shock White House Resignation – Michelle steps down as First Lady

Another shock resignation has hit the Obama Administration, just weeks before an expected political train wreck in the mid-term elections. Michelle Obama has resigned as First Lady and is returning to the 2008 Presidential campaign when she was a key strategist for rising young superstar Sen. Barack Obama. An insider says, “Michelle absolutely loved the […]

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Nancy Pelosi Lesbian Kiss On Oprah

PR Strategist: Madam Speaker, we need to look at your popularity ratings. They’ve never been good, but they are officially in the toilet. Nancy Pelosi: How bad? PR: Well, with an aggressive PR campaign, we might get you above BP and Kim Jong-il, but you’d still trail Hitler and George Bush. Pelosi: Behind Dubya??? What […]

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Obama, Oprah and Mandela on the Line

President: Get me ‘O’ on the phone. White House Operator: Obama? President: I’M Obama. Get me the other ‘O’ – Oprah. White House Operator: Oh. RING RING RING O: Hello Barack, you been kicking anyone’s ass this morning? President: Very funny. You should be on television. Look, I need to get media off the BP […]

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