Archive for the Scattershooting Category


Birthday milestones, at least for me…

Sure, your 18th is a major. It lets you drink legally, for a change, and you can vote (which maybe explains Bush’s election). It’s the age of majority. I remember my brother-in-law saying you should get drunk and kick an old man’s crutches out from under him the day before you turned 18 because you […]

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The news comforts me yet…

– The young child who was allowed to direct traffic at JFK airport had ADULT SUPERVISION. No worries then, mate. – All 5,000 of the nekkid Aussies photographed outside the Sydney Opera House now have their kit back on. Many of them should not even SHOWER in the nude. In the Outback. At night. Ever. […]

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Simple solutions are the best solutions

Scattershooting while honouring the winner of today’s award for best email from the US: Here’s a solution to the controversy over full-body scanners at airports: Develop and install booths that you can step into that will not X-ray you but, instead, detonate any explosive devices that you might have on or in your person. This […]

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