Archive for the Top 10 lists Category


10 App Ideas GUARANTEED to Make You $1 million (And I Only Want a 90% Commission)

Here are 10 sure-fire, rock-solid, can’t-miss, take-it-to-the-bank App ideas to make you at least $1 million within 60 seconds of you actually inventing them. So off you go. 1. BACON-LOCATOR — The App that locates where crisp, wonderful, greazy, nom-nom bacon is being served RIGHT NOW. This will be HUGE in New Zealand, where they […]

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10 Reasons to Hate John Elway

OK, I don’t really HATE John Elway. But I would not LIKE John Elway if he had 20 pounds of bacon in each pocket, and not just because he hosed Mr. Tebow. But because: 1. He looks like he opened his mouth and somebody shoved in a grand piano. Backwards.

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You Know You’re from Norman, Oklahoma if…

1. …when you were little it was impossible to stay awake in the back seat as your Dad drove the family ALL THE WAY TO OKLAHOMA CITY. Granted, as a teenager in your best friend’s almost street legal, 383 Magnum Challenger, you may or may not have made that trip once in a record-shattering 7 […]

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10 Things You Really Should Know About New Zealand

1. They say “poo” instead of “poop” here, and “Zed” instead of the letter Z (which, deep down, probably explains a lot.) 2. New Zealand is NOT part of Australia. In fact, New Zealand is to Australia what Canada is to America, what Texas is to Oklahoma, what Dr Pepper is to Coke. Confusing the […]

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10 Tips to Avoid Christmas Party Disasters!

You did it again. In a moment of joyful, early-December Christmas spirit — the eggnog was on sale and you’d forgotten all about Aunt Edna and last year’s tragic exploding turkey — you agreed to host the family Christmas party. Obviously, you are doomed. But in a heartfelt effort to write a blog post while […]

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7 Times I Almost Changed the World; Featuring James Garner, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Dubya’s Daddy

Stupid near misses. I came close to changing the world at least seven times. 1. George Herbert Walker Bush¬†— He was running for his second term. He was dog-tired and disappointed that Americans didn’t give him props for whupping Saddam in Gulf War 1. And he was being hammered by a vibrant, young Bill Clinton. […]

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10 Tips for Rugby World Cup Visitors to New Zealand

1. Just to be clear. If our All Blacks don’t win the Cup this time, all 4.5 million of us kiwis will commit suicide. Do you really want that on your conscience? 2. We hope you enjoy our brilliant new rugby and entertainment facilities. They’re beaut. 3. Since you last visited NZ in 1987, when […]

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