Archive for the Top 10 lists Category


New Zealand’s 10 key points for White House Visit

NZ Prime Minister John Key to President Obama and all Americans: 1. For the 10,000th time we are NOT part of Australia. 2. Our penguin is fine, and we’re thrilled you Americans love him. (Sorry about the poll, Mr. President). 3. NZers are NOT racists. Our rugby team is called the All Blacks because of […]

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Why Women Could Never be Dave Barry, Me, or *Uranus

So Dave Barry and I are soaking our stiff necks in the bathtub this morning, and we think of 10 reasons why women could never be men. Starting with necks. (We get to *Uranus later). 1. At the first sign of neck stiffness, women would call all their friends, analyze the problem, share the names […]

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10 Super Fan Tips for Super Bowl XLV!

Super Bowl Humor If you’re planning to attend Super Bowl XLV, here are 10 super tips to make your Super Sunday unforgettable. 1. Fans are encouraged to bring their weapons. After the Black Eyed Peas perform at halftime, 100 wild turkeys with Cartier 10-carat diamond necklaces will be dropped from the JumboTron. 2. There is […]

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Writer’s Block – 10 ways to beat it!

Considering that everyone in the universe is now self-published on the interwebz, an epidemic of writer’s block might be a good thing. But nevertheless, here are 10 sure-fire ways to explode writer’s block, get way rich, and win at least nine Pulitzer prizes by noon. 1. Sit calmly. Think of peaceful things. Lakes, rivers, mountains. […]

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Top 10 Whac-A-Moles 2010 – PLUS 2011 WINNER!

I know, it’s really hard. Impossible even. Considering the year we’ve just had, how to narrow the field down to 10? Ten people who truly deserve to be Whac-A-Moled. With the giant mallet used by Thorgrim in Arnold’s first Conan movie. So from 10th (absolutely deserves to be Whac-A-Moled) to 1st (who should whacked, tarred […]

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Top 10 Reasons to Kiss a Pig. Or a Hog. We are not picky.

10 reasons to kiss a pig. And more. Go on…

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Top 10 Spambot Comments To Har For

Spambots and interwebz tards daily bombard this blog, based on key word searches and mental illness. Some are funny. The Engrish in many is amazing. Filth was deleted, except the unseemly first word below. 1. Cum See Our Hot teenage Babes (which is a tease, a link, filth, a link, slutty, a link… for 1,000 […]

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