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A Whimpering Old Woman

Sometimes your heart breaks. I was at the skin doctor last week  to have a few more pounds of ugly cut off the top of my head.  But when I arrived at the clinic, there was no receptionist; just three people standing in line. I joined them in the line for about five minutes, but […]

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Gettin’ Ettin By a Big Damned Python!

There are people in this world who are destined to be eaten by a Burmese Python. Most of those poor, poor people live in Burma. Or in Florida, which is where most Burmese Pythons seem to live nowadays. Thanks to the crack investigative journalism of Dave Barry, we now know the following: The Python Challenge […]

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Do We Have Funny Vids? Why, Yes, Yes We Do!

And now for something completely different. 10 vids that make me laugh. I know. 1. The Front Fell Off. 2. Be a Man. 3. No Frills Flying. 4. Best ad ever. 5. Billy Connolly’s colon. 6. Funny paper. 7. Business Time. 8. Siamese elephants. 9. Boom. 10. Chicken Heart. You’re welcome. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Click here for […]

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TSA adopts neck-licking anti-terror screening; warns body cavity searches could follow on behind

TSA adopts neck licking to fight terror. Body cavity searches may follow on behind.

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‘Set to Become World’s Most Powerful Woman?’

Oh Geez, with that headline, it has to be another story about Hillary Clinton, thought I. She’s always in the third world, doing Secretary of State stuff, trying to keep her husband away from soggy young female flood victims, and quietly sourcing sweatshop labor for her 2012 presidential run. Hillary has power, right? Then I […]

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Get Rich Websites – a pox upon the dweebs

To get rich, all I have to do is: – start a website for less than $10 and generate HUGE traffic by using 17 incredible proven strategies that only cost $299, no wait, $199, no, $99, no just $10.99 today only! – really, truly, emotionally believe I have TOO MUCH money instead of NOT BLOODY […]

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