To get rich, all I have to do is:
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– really, truly, emotionally believe I have TOO MUCH money instead of NOT BLOODY ENOUGH; then I’ll start vibrating on the money frequency and the universe will provide it to me in actual bales.
– open my junk mail folder, buy cheap and wonderful penis pills, and I will be so HUGE that I’ll become a wealthy legend if not a national park.
PT Barnum got it in one. There’s a sucker born every minute.