Lindsay Lohan: 10 reasons why I love being in jail!

1) I look so effing hot in orange! Boilermaker suits rock!

2) Being with all these jail girls makes Sam sooo jealous! Bitch!

3) I own Twitter! Miley who? Paris WHO?

4) No ankle bracelet!

5) Reality TV here I come! My show? How about ‘Get out of jail free’!

6) Lockdown! I love to cause them! Lockdown! Lockdown! Lockdown! I rock!

7) Stick, the ‘girl next door’, is giving me a jail tattoo! With prison ink! Wicked!

8) No makeup. No knickers. No paparazzi. No life :-{

9) I hope they’ll let my sweet, caring, wonderful Daddy come for a sleep-over! For like 20 years!

10) Only five more sleeps until I get out! Better than Christmas! Wicked!




3 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan: 10 reasons why I love being in jail!”

  1. kris says:

    What?

    She owns Twitter?

    Not my little corner.

    I am like a god there.

    A bossy inappropriate troublesome god.

    Like the real god, but racier.

    Snort!

  2. NZMoores says:

    That's what they said in Cell Block No. 9…

  3. Eli says:

    I bet she does look kinda hot in orange…

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