Posts Tagged crack puppy


Rats!

“New Zealand is the most beautiful place on Earth.” This is said a lot, and it is 100% true. What is NOT said a lot is that New Zealand has some serious rats. Not switchblade carrying, eye-patch wearing rats like you see in New York City. No, these are cuter rats that sort of look […]

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Terror Duck and the Medicated Crack Puppy

A wild duck must have had malfunctions in his GPS and thrusters this morning, because he ended up on our front deck. Which wasn’t that big a deal until the Crack Puppy and the Moosedawg went out to pee. Immediately upon sighting the Terror Duck, Crack Puppy went into the rat-a-tat, 10,000-barks-per-minute frenzy that so […]

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Crack Puppy Tremors — Our Hearts Are on the Ground

The addictive Crack Puppy is the cutest puppy in the universe and has brought us enormous joy since we got her six months ago. But… For as long as I can remember, she had this funny habit. She’d be lying next to you and then one of her legs would jerk a few times. Sooooo […]

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Bold New HOGS Survey Seeks Your Opinions

The following brief survey will help end world hunger and, more importantly, remove Kim Kardashian from our lives. Please click here to take this survey, conducted by SurveyMonkey. And if you are a skeptical type who does not believe it really is a survey, I like you a lot. So I have added the actual […]

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Christmas Torch, er, Antlers, Passed to a New Generation of Dawgs

The Christmas torch, well, I mean antlers, was passed to a new generation last night as we decorated our Christmas tree. This is almost certainly the last Christmas for the 13-year-old, almost deaf and nearly blind Moosedawg, so it had to happen. Every year for as long as I can remember, part of my son […]

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The Enormous Power of Cute

You get away with a lot if you are cute. I don’t say this from personal experience, even though “cute” is the highest rating I ever received on the “looks” scale. I say this in reference to the Crack Puppy. If you have followed this blog at all, you know that we own Ling Ling […]

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Crack Puppy Walkies

“It’s a nice day. Why don’t you get some exercise and go walk the dogs. Take Ling Ling, too,” says the GM of Finance. Ugh. Walking the 100-pound semi-deaf, going-blind Moosedawg by himself is easy enough. Sure, for the first 100 yards or so he tries to drag me. But over the last 13 years, […]

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