Posts Tagged iran


Bernanke’s New Gazillion-Dollar Stimulus Package: ‘Innovative and Possibly Radioactive’

Chairman Ben Bernanke said on Friday that the Federal Reserve will soon deploy an unconventional stimulus package to jump-start the nation’s ailing economy. An innovative Public Private Partnership (PPP) will find the Federal Aviation Administration and major airlines combining their efforts to increase revenue, with each party receiving 50%. Under the PPP, many British Airways […]

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Try to relax – ignore the al-Qaeda girdle monkey terrorists

Feeling a bit on edge? Not to worry. Have a warm cup of coco, put your feet up, and have a nice, relaxing read about current events. Then pack your guns and children in the sports utility vehicle and head to the bunker in South Dakota because of: Monkeys. The escalating arms race always worries […]

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Killer Horror Solar Tsunami, Planned Iran War, Oklahoma Dirt Dooms Us All

If you can read this, it probably means you are not dead. Yet. And that’s surprising considering: – the impending killer horror solar tsunami – the impending killer horror nuclear war with Iran (or was it Iraq?)– the impending killer horror EPA attack on Oklahoma’s dirt. Fox News wasn’t clear at press time whether or […]

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Iran Robot Just like Sony’s, if You Don’t Count the Nukes

Iran has developed a human-like robot for “sensitive jobs,” according to a government newspaper. Soorena-2, named after an ancient Persian warrior, was unveiled by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who is slightly taller than the “4.7 feet” robot. “Walking slowly like human beings with regular arm and leg movements are among its characteristics,” the report said. “Such […]

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Ginormous Sky Fireball: I’m just sayin’…

EYEWITNESS QUOTE: “IT WAS SOMETHING ALARMING TO ME. I’VE SEEN SHOOTING STARTS BUT I’VE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING JETTING ACROSS THE SKY WITH FLAMES SHOOTING OFF OF IT.” Is it just me, or did the ginormous fireball over several Midwestern states make you wonder whether: – those pocket dictators in Iran and North Korea were showing […]

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The news comforts me yet…

– The young child who was allowed to direct traffic at JFK airport had ADULT SUPERVISION. No worries then, mate. – All 5,000 of the nekkid Aussies photographed outside the Sydney Opera House now have their kit back on. Many of them should not even SHOWER in the nude. In the Outback. At night. Ever. […]

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