Posts Tagged Maltzu


Shaky Dog Love

  I guess I need to get used to the seizures. The Crack Puppy would not settle next to my leg last night, as we Facebooked, watched TV and read about Salvation History. Then she raised up her front end and went rigid. She was seizuring again.

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Crack Puppy Arrested!

Ling Ling III, the cutest Crack Puppy in the universe, has been busted. Reports indicate she ate and rolled in poop. Again. Ack. Even though it is winter in New Zealand, the offender was punitively bathed by the Missus. And had her teeth brushed by the Missus. With a pink doggy electric tooth-brusher. And then […]

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Crack Puppy Mule Team

I now know EXACTLY what it’s like to be a mule-skinner, driving a team of 20 mean, ornery mules. Cracking the reins. Cursing. Spitting tobacco juice down your shirt. Yep, I know EXACTLY what it’s like to be a mule-skinner. At least one who has two small dogs playing the parts of 20 mean and […]

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Happy 1st Birthday Crack Puppy!

Woot! Happy Birthday Ling Ling III! Yay for the Crack Puppy! To anyone who feels compelled to mention that, technically, at age 2 3/4, Ling Ling is no longer still a “puppy”, we make these legal points: 1) We have only owned Ling Ling for one year 2) Hence we are celebrating her 1st Birthday […]

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Moosedawg on Stilts and a Crack Puppy Rabbit

In May, I thought Buddy the Moosedawg, at 12, was about to kark it. Mentally and physically he was losing it. But this week he’s running on testosterone like a teenager. He’s trying to do his spinning, snarling whirling dervish of death and destruction impression. Granted, he used to do it at about 9000 rpms, […]

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Crack Puppy Update!

Awhile back, we thought about setting fire to $100 bills. But that would take too long to drive us into bankruptcy. So we bought a Crack Puppy instead. Yesterday the GM Finance and I spent a fortune at the vet. But it’s all worth it, and the investment is already paying off BIG TIME.

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Buying an Addictive Crack Puppy Is Way Better Than Cocaine!

We are NOT in the spending mode. Dare I say, we’re being cheapo. Which is why we have no business looking at puppies. No business whatsoever. Never mind that our house has been sooooooo quiet since Cassie had to be put down months ago. And since No. 1 son Eli, 22, went off to college […]

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