Posts Tagged OkieBoomer humor


Get Mad at that Damn Deck!

I just realized that I paint the front deck like Russell Westbrook goes to the rim. Russ hates that damn rim. And I hate that damn deck. Russ and I have the very same DNA of RAGE. And when we tap into it, Missy, you best get out of the way.

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BaconPalooza — Our Urgent Call For Way More Bacon Holidays

We are well past time for National Public Holidays honoring bacon. And we don’t mean the lame-o Dec. 30 alleged “Bacon Day” that nobody know about. We’re talking the need for major, urgent changes to the United States of America’s Public Holidays. Day […]

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Hubba Hubba — The Eyes Have It

  You would not think a new pair of glasses would be that big a deal. But you would be wrong. I allowed the Chinese Fashionista Missus to choose my new specs, and she boldy went where I had never gone before. Big, round and tortoise. Comments on my Facebook page include: “Distinguished”. “Great look.” […]

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‘Man Moments’ Involving Deadly Wooden Shards, a Bionic Arm and Charles Barkley

  I’ve have a couple of “Man Moments” lately. You know, the ones that make the Missus roll her eyes way back in her head and think “what is WRONG with that man?” The most recent Man Moment involved wood shards, Charles Barkley and Killer Horror Chemicals for spraying roof gunge. But, honestly, the Wood […]

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Waiting for the Missus

I’m waiting for the Missus, so I thought I might as well do something productive like, oh, I don’t know, read War and Peace, or possibly rebuild Rome. There is NO REASON TO PANIC even though, by my clock, which works, as opposed to the one in the kitchen that is always 20 minutes late, […]

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Black Cats, Oklahoma Ant Wars and Guy Fawkes Kabooms

  Yesterday was *Guy Fawkes Day, which they celebrate in New Zealand by shooting off fireworks. It sounded like we were under fire from both flanks. It was so intense that the Crack Puppy, never bothered by kabooms in the past, was a basket case. I was torn. On one hand, I wanted to scream […]

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The Enormous Power of Cute

You get away with a lot if you are cute. I don’t say this from personal experience, even though “cute” is the highest rating I ever received on the “looks” scale. I say this in reference to the Crack Puppy. If you have followed this blog at all, you know that we own Ling Ling […]

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