Posts Tagged Oprah


Blobfish Caption

  Caption:   Selfie … which is why I normally wear a hat. (Editor’s note: This has been your high-brow humor for the day.) .

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Gettin’ Ettin By a Big Damned Python!

There are people in this world who are destined to be eaten by a Burmese Python. Most of those poor, poor people live in Burma. Or in Florida, which is where most Burmese Pythons seem to live nowadays. Thanks to the crack investigative journalism of Dave Barry, we now know the following: The Python Challenge […]

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We Have It On Good Authority That…

* Sad and bereft Kim Kardashian did NOT consummate her brief marriage. So she is STILL a virgin. Wait. * Chaz Bono was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars on a fluke: every gay, lesbian and transgender person in America lost their iPhone that night and couldn’t vote. * If the U.S. Presidential election were […]

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Hog Tweets – Summer Edition

#The voices are telling me not to work, to stay on Twitter forever. I need another cuppa coffee. #Healthy body, healthy mind. And then you have Jack Black. #America, we are in desperate need of a hero, a man with courage and taste and overalls. I nominate… #Mitt Romney chides Obama’s Magical Misery Tour? Who […]

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Gallup Poll Shock: Happy Feet the GOP Penguin leads Obama

A shock Gallup poll shows that Happy Feet, the Emperor Penguin who washed up on a New Zealand beach, has extended his lead over Obama 47-39%. This despite “Happy Feet” not yet declaring his party affiliation or plans for the 2012 presidential campaign. And officials have yet to determine whether a penguin can legally run […]

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Amazing Hog Tweets up to Super Bowl (ish)

(The biweekly, monthly, every-now-and-again Hog Tweet reruns, presented as a pubic public service ) # I know my backyard is primordial. But I swear I just saw a flying insect big enough to screw a chicken standing flat-footed. Worrying. # As Oz recovers from Oprah’s climate-changing visit, it’s good to see changing the world’s axis […]

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Writer’s Block – 10 ways to beat it!

Considering that everyone in the universe is now self-published on the interwebz, an epidemic of writer’s block might be a good thing. But nevertheless, here are 10 sure-fire ways to explode writer’s block, get way rich, and win at least nine Pulitzer prizes by noon. 1. Sit calmly. Think of peaceful things. Lakes, rivers, mountains. […]

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