Posts Tagged scattershooting


Questions That Haunt Me

  Are you supposed to send checks to people who retweet your Twitter tweets and ponies to the people who give you Facebook likes, or vice versa? I need to know soon, because the ponies out back are getting really loud. How can we have a SHRED of respect for so-called “Millenials” when they, overwhelming, […]

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Scattershooting At The Mall, Wondering Whatever Happened to Grover Scomer, and Feeling the Need to Point Out…

How can you talk to young people about ‘Scattershooting’ when they have no idea who Blackie Sherrod was? Now that we have all seen Kim Kardashian’s entire buttooskies, Ebola is just not that scary. Not many people can say they have personally shaken hands with Ronald McDonald and Peter Andre, on the same day. I […]

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Scattershooting About Mason Jars, Eyebrow Threading and Chinese Weddings

Scattershooting while wondering about iced tea, Chinese weddings and why women pay strangers to rip hairs from various lady parts. I do not recall any guy ever asking for them to do it.  Perhaps this pay-for-hair-ripping thing is related to the requirement that lady lawyers painfully clomp around downtown carrying fat briefcases while balancing on […]

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Scattershooting with Dead Morgan Freeman

Scattershooting while wondering if Morgan Freeman is dead again.  (I have been off the internets today).  And yes, most of these are Hog Tweets.  See what you have been missing? We are to the point that the only people who can read those stupid Captcha phrases are the spambots they are supposed to be screening. […]

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Scattershooting While Wondering About Phenobarb, Magic Johnson and Jerry Lee Lewis…

Scattershooting while wondering about the Killer… Yep, Jerry Lee Lewis done went and did it again. And of course a cousin was involved, well sort of. Jerry Lee recently tied the knot for the seventh time, this time to the former Judith Brown. According to an MSN story “this is where it gets complicated.”

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Scattershooting while thinking about Jerruh Bowl XLV

I’m jet-lagged after spending at least 900 hours watching the Super Bowl yesterday. When I first moved to New Zealand in 1993, I remember taking a wee nap at the start of an All Blacks’ rugby match. Yes, that’s a capital offense in NZ, but I was new. Anyway, when I woke up, the game […]

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Scattershooting…

Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Blackie Sherrod… Judging by media reports, it would seem that the end of the world is near. Thousands of people are trapped at airports and could starve or spontaneously combust at any moment. Here’s a thought. If you plan on flying over Christmas, when there are blizzards, and ongoing […]

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