The world premiere of The Hobbit will be held tomorrow in Wellington, less than 400 miles south of my desk.
Under our Constitution, on this great day, everyone in New Zealand is an honorary Hobbit.
So, I’m a Hobbit and you’re not.
Nanner. Nanner. Nanner.
Or in Elvish:
Note: In honor of the occasion, we were going to rename the blog HobbitsAteMySister, but that sounds so wrong.